There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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