so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Im just a social blackout drinker.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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