i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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