Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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