I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
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