Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
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