4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I still have a little drunk in my system
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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