5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
that is very illegal...i love you.
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