It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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