covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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