If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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