I am in a vortex of obligation.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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