I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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