And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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