awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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