Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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