In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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