he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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