Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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