I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I am spending my child support on dildos
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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