i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
Randomize
