whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Holy sore nipples Batman
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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