You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
Can I color on your dick again?
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
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