I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
Randomize
