Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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