As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
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