butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
So much Jack, so little girl.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
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