Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Maybe he injected his testicle?
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
Randomize
