she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
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