i wish peter jackson would direct porn
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Randomize
