Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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