They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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