This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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