last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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