Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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