My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Randomize
