Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
