So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
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