when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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