The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
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