Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
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