dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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