I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
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