Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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