everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
is it fun? or sober?
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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