I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
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