Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
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