Woke up this morning to a janitor hitting me in the head with his bucket in the hallway of my building. An alumni was next to me because we locked ourselves out of my room and couldn't figure out where my roommates were.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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