i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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