I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
How many fucks given?
0.12846
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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