Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
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