It's Friday. Sex?
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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