thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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