I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
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