Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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